Konsak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous dryad.

Konsak created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konsak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Konsak, it will turn you into a rock.

Konsak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Konsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Konsak.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Konsak on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.