Duthatlig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, clever wren.

Duthatlig created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duthatlig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Duthatlig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Duthatlig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Duthatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Duthatlig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.