Tailcutnelfas Dingengod Bapbissflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic otter.

Tailcutnelfas Dingengod Bapbissflap created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcutnelfas Dingengod Bapbissflap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailcutnelfas Dingengod Bapbissflap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tailcutnelfas Dingengod Bapbissflap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tailcutnelfas Dingengod Bapbissflap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailcutnelfas Dingengod Bapbissflap.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.