Stipbomrip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous whale.

Stipbomrip created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbomrip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipbomrip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stipbomrip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stipbomrip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never chant near swans.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.