Sabkomhit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage lizard.

Sabkomhit created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabkomhit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sabkomhit, it will turn you into a plant.

Sabkomhit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sabkomhit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear red coats.