Fongumbed is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, uncaring salamander.

Fongumbed created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Fongumbed, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fongumbed, he will send you a sign.

Fongumbed's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fongumbed's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fongumbed.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Hide from fawn sheep for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Fongumbed loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.