Abcattikboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sage jackal.

Abcattikboss created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abcattikboss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abcattikboss, she will turn you into a plant.

Abcattikboss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Abcattikboss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Abcattikboss.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.