Zagflowrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing crane.

Zagflowrutt created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagflowrutt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zagflowrutt, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zagflowrutt's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Zagflowrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near voles while wearing black shirts.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.