Fligtamflat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, irritating raccoon.

Fligtamflat created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligtamflat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligtamflat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fligtamflat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fligtamflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed nuts to doves while wearing mauve shorts.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fligtamflat.

5. You must pray to Fligtamflat four times a day.