Vidmoblad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered cobra.

Vidmoblad created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidmoblad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidmoblad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vidmoblad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vidmoblad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vidmoblad's priests.

2. Run away if nine doves approach from the north.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Do not chop down trees.