Limhubvoltad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident giraffe.

Limhubvoltad created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Limhubvoltad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Limhubvoltad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Limhubvoltad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Limhubvoltad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Limhubvoltad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.