Tamsadbeglenhompomhon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident ferret.

Tamsadbeglenhompomhon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamsadbeglenhompomhon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamsadbeglenhompomhon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tamsadbeglenhompomhon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tamsadbeglenhompomhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.