Tamsadbeglenhompomhon is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident
ferret.
Tamsadbeglenhompomhon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tamsadbeglenhompomhon, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tamsadbeglenhompomhon, it will boil you in a big pot.
Tamsadbeglenhompomhon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Tamsadbeglenhompomhon's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never talk about horses.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.