Gebhimwee is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful elephant.

Gebhimwee created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebhimwee, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebhimwee, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gebhimwee's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gebhimwee's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.