Bimwigjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast hamster.

Bimwigjen created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimwigjen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bimwigjen, she will make you grow a tail.

Bimwigjen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bimwigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never laugh in holy places.