Bodnablarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast hyena.

Bodnablarp created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnablarp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bodnablarp, he will destroy your home planet.

Bodnablarp's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bodnablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Retreat if three seals approach from the south.

5. Do not stand on grass.