Tadfligfit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, caring octopus.

Tadfligfit created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfligfit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadfligfit, she will send you a sign.

Tadfligfit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tadfligfit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tadfligfit four times a day.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never sing in the presence of whales.