Fenlakdotfad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable mouse.

Fenlakdotfad created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlakdotfad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fenlakdotfad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fenlakdotfad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fenlakdotfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.