Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful wyvern.

Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk four times a day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Lidlidlit Mifbamsagnat Wodhabtonk's priests.

5. Do not speak about lentils.