Lopflamflam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sapient hydra.

Lopflamflam created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lopflamflam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lopflamflam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lopflamflam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lopflamflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never eat carrots.