Mifjadgodbomfetmobgil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental mink.

Mifjadgodbomfetmobgil created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifjadgodbomfetmobgil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mifjadgodbomfetmobgil, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Mifjadgodbomfetmobgil's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mifjadgodbomfetmobgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Mifjadgodbomfetmobgil seven times a day.

5. Never wear blue ear rings.