Higgarhig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing chinchilla.

Higgarhig created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higgarhig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higgarhig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Higgarhig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Higgarhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Higgarhig on top of all buildings.

3. Hide from magenta cats for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.