Dagfligtonkomtfumvoglarg Dimbestcib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Dagfligtonkomtfumvoglarg Dimbestcib created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dagfligtonkomtfumvoglarg Dimbestcib, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dagfligtonkomtfumvoglarg Dimbestcib, it will manifest in front of you.

Dagfligtonkomtfumvoglarg Dimbestcib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dagfligtonkomtfumvoglarg Dimbestcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.