Hogzod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured bird.

Hogzod created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogzod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hogzod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hogzod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always obey Hogzod's priests.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hogzod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.