Gadgatsat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy centaur.

Gadgatsat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadgatsat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadgatsat, he will destroy your home planet.

Gadgatsat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gadgatsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gadgatsat's priests.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gadgatsat on top of all buildings.

3. Run away if five whales approach from the south.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.