Limcussab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast crocodile.

Limcussab created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Limcussab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limcussab, he will torture you forever.

Limcussab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Limcussab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.