Bastfeddib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, calm rat.

Bastfeddib created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfeddib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bastfeddib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bastfeddib's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bastfeddib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bastfeddib.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.