Zoglaghap Nurlsagrot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident zebra.

Zoglaghap Nurlsagrot created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoglaghap Nurlsagrot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zoglaghap Nurlsagrot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zoglaghap Nurlsagrot's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Zoglaghap Nurlsagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never wear purple rings.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.