Koncabsis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced goblin.

Koncabsis created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Koncabsis, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Koncabsis, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Koncabsis' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Koncabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Koncabsis.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.