Cimlabrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent otter.

Cimlabrutt created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimlabrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimlabrutt, she will turn you into a goat.

Cimlabrutt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cimlabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Cimlabrutt's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never talk about amino acids.