Straggubciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent bat.

Straggubciss created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggubciss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Straggubciss, she will turn you into a mole.

Straggubciss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Straggubciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.