Ominartgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, slow weasel.

Ominartgeb created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ominartgeb, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ominartgeb, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ominartgeb's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ominartgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never leap in the presence of frogs.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not keep seven turtles in a large pit.