Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident hippopotamus.

Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Quatbodfedcunmidpanpid first in all things.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing violet rings and balancing seven tin spheres on your neck.