Motfonbag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, calm horse.

Motfonbag created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motfonbag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Motfonbag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Motfonbag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Motfonbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near dolphins.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Motfonbag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.