Stannanpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring camel.

Stannanpib created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Stannanpib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stannanpib, it will remove you from existence.

Stannanpib's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stannanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Stannanpib on top of important buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stannanpib.