Vilsisvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless naga.

Vilsisvonk created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilsisvonk, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vilsisvonk, she will not care at all.

Vilsisvonk's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vilsisvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.