Stragjinpog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident alligator.

Stragjinpog created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjinpog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stragjinpog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stragjinpog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stragjinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Stragjinpog on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not speak about limes.