Vonvinomin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing wyvern.

Vonvinomin created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonvinomin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vonvinomin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vonvinomin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vonvinomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vonvinomin.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vonvinomin on top of all buildings.