Mig Vadparkfum is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient otter.

Mig Vadparkfum created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Mig Vadparkfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mig Vadparkfum, it will turn you into a mole.

Mig Vadparkfum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mig Vadparkfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt horses.