Fen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful porpoise.

Fen created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fen, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if four pigs approach from the south.