Jinvollapripflysak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful yak.

Jinvollapripflysak created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinvollapripflysak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jinvollapripflysak, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jinvollapripflysak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jinvollapripflysak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never bounce in the presence of squirrels.