Higbabsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, deceitful finch.

Higbabsit created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Higbabsit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higbabsit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Higbabsit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Higbabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Higbabsit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Higbabsit loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if three mice approach from the south.

5. Always help sick birds.