Febfonfonwigsawfityakkik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, generous bat.

Febfonfonwigsawfityakkik created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febfonfonwigsawfityakkik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Febfonfonwigsawfityakkik, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Febfonfonwigsawfityakkik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Febfonfonwigsawfityakkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febfonfonwigsawfityakkik.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Pray towards the south.