Bidmabton is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive donkey.

Bidmabton created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmabton, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidmabton, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bidmabton's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bidmabton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. You must love Bidmabton.

5. Never talk about fire.