Quamgidrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate crane.

Quamgidrutt created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamgidrutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamgidrutt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quamgidrutt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Quamgidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quamgidrutt.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Quamgidrutt on top of all buildings.

5. Always help sick shrews.