Nuttnurljatlam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, grumpy jackal.

Nuttnurljatlam created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttnurljatlam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttnurljatlam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nuttnurljatlam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nuttnurljatlam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nuttnurljatlam.

2. Never run in the presence of snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.