Natkenratbet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong dryad.

Natkenratbet created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natkenratbet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natkenratbet, she will have a low opinion of you.

Natkenratbet's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Natkenratbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Hide from turquoise ducks for they are unholy.