Citarfmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent snake.

Citarfmat created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citarfmat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Citarfmat, it will manifest in front of you.

Citarfmat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Citarfmat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never run in the presence of mites.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from magenta mice, for they are unholy.