Meglapcentalfobfossjamban is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, caring jackal.

Meglapcentalfobfossjamban created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Meglapcentalfobfossjamban, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Meglapcentalfobfossjamban, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Meglapcentalfobfossjamban's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Meglapcentalfobfossjamban's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Always obey Meglapcentalfobfossjamban's priests.

4. Do not take Meglapcentalfobfossjamban's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.