Narllit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful zebra.

Narllit created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narllit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narllit, she will turn you into a frog.

Narllit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Narllit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Narllit loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.