Janrutmifsakbot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fast shark.

Janrutmifsakbot created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janrutmifsakbot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Janrutmifsakbot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Janrutmifsakbot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Janrutmifsakbot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.